I'M IN LOVE

dude wait you actually like milk? milk tastes so gross...

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wimberry-deactivated20150825:

whatever man, milk-shame me all u want but my calcium levels are off the fucking charts so call me in 50 years when i’m MegaGrandpa with the strongest & deadliest bones this earth has ever witnessed

divorcedwife:

giving fenris more armor bc i worry about his safety

serialkilersx:

what if we both dreamed about each other

funnytwittertweets:

ampervadasz:

Gold

corporatetwitteraccount:

natalieironside:
nathleeng:
natalieironside:
Fucking hate pet rent. You want my cat to pay rent? She is a cat. Cats don’t have jobs. Idiot.
Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?
The US is hostile to both human and animal life

onlyopia:

yeah.

caroldanversenthusiast:

the great british bake off always comes through with the relatable content

theinturnetexplorer:

good for him.

millionfish:

goof troop